"Try getting twisted and driving home! DUI's are a crazy experience"
"Go executive platinum.. free checked bags!! Who's the boss pup? Enzo is :3"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZq3J0uz4&feature=youtube_gdata_player""Pfffft... first class or no class.. legit your shit up!"
"Make sure you bring your lifes worth of stupid documents you'd never need in any othr situation! If the document exists, the dmv will find a way for you to need it!!"