"Cockney knees up on the piano! Yes London."
"Don't go to the toilet... Paper has to go in the bin, thought we were in Germany! Nice bar, friendly staff, shame about the bathroom but then I didn't go in, my friend did."
"Book early, they're always busy. Food is cheap, normal tapas menu with wine off the shelf. Can't go wrong - dates in bacon are yummy. In summer you can sit outside but it's risky, it's Germany ;)"