"First time here. The Pollo Toscano pizza is without a doubt the best pizza to ever come in contact with my palette. I could feel my tastebuds rejoicing after every bite"
"Whatever you do don't come here during the day. All the machines are busy. Everybody tryna work in but I'm just tryna workout"
"I'd stop by Marcello's to grab a few items because of the proximity to my house but I'd also shop here when I'm drunk because when I'm drunk, I'm rich"
"Decided to go with the pork shoulder/apple ciderslaw sandwich with IPA BBQ sauce. Didn't know shoulders tasted so good"
"Only go to the water fountain between exercises. Nothing worse than returning to ya machine feeling rehydrated & rejuvenated and seeing someone sweating all over your machine"
"My bro & I got the special (burger/fries/drink for 7.99). We left & returned w/ a friend who saw our burgers and wanted one. Upon our return our server asked me if I stole a Nestea. I'm black."