"You come to drink and forget about the world."
"Located in the heart of South Town, this joint is one of the homiest bars in town. Cheap beer, pool, and a jukebox that will have you dancing all night long! Just don't say you hate the Spurs."
"Step in and prepare to be hit in the face with a nice helping of childhood nostalgia. Nerdgasms FTW!"
"Dedicated. Determined. Dependable."
"Make sure to stop by the Musical Instruments department! This is the only location in town that has one."