"Best gas prices in the area. Even cheaper than Costco!"
"Can't go wrong with the 2x$5. Be sure to ask for everything (con todo). Oh, and don't forget the roasted jalapeño if you want to spice it up a bit."
""Devils on Horseback" are awesome!"
"Get your FAA Medical Certificate here; second and third class certs available."
"Call ahead and get your name on the list before you show up. It will shorten your actual wait time."