"Sing along with R.E.M.: "...It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. I feel fine...""
"Wear your Butterbeer cork necklace & Dirigible plum earrings for a free copy of The Quibbler + complimentary Sprectrespecs for Wrackspurt detection. But beware the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!"
"Free delivery w/in a 2-mile radius! (Super fast!)"
"Loved the Varynyky. My guest was Muslim so we opted for the non-pork version, still excellent!"