Edward Lineberry

"We are fools for shopping anywhere else. They have literally everything."

"Worst grocery store in the city. Even simple transactions baffles them."

"Come for the curly fries. Stay for the 80s soft rock. Best Jack in the Box on Coit."

"12" CRT tuned to static in the waiting room. It's kind of maddening. But the issue of Redbook is current so that's a win."

"Just buying a gift card for my aunt. We're pretty close. But not in a weird way. Registers are hidden at the back in the store next door. Just where you would expect them to be."

"So hot in here. Turn on the fucking a/c."