"Looking for low prices on countertops? The Countertop Center will get what you need for far less than Home Depot or Lowe's. Installation for as little as $25.00 a linear foot!"
"The mayor stole my throne!"
"All the food here is good :)"
"Ham and cheese Stromboli, yup :-)"
"Been here 10 minutes and the bartender hasn't asked me what I want to drink... no wonder it's called "Dicks"."