"Tried the Mexican. Everything came in one giant bowl and the service was a little on the surly side, but overall not bad."
"Cruise for babes at the Chili's Too. Don't ask questions, just do it. It's gonna be great."
"You'll try the meatloaf if you know what's good for you."
"This place makes me feel like I'm an extra in Road House. In a good way."
"Come for the view, stay to see the relief pitching shit the bed."
"Two words: Araujo Bombs."