Dustin White

"Get the grilled cheese with the blueberry ale. Soooo good!"

"So I guess if you want to learn about history on a Monday, you're screwed? I'm writing to Congress!"

"Don't be a rube, telling folks it's a catalytic converter when it actuality it's a flexpipe."

"Brad at the service counter is a hot piece of work. I'd let him muffler me anytime."

"Come on Wednesday nights for some great Ladies Night specials."

"This chick is rude! I know you hate your job, but at least try to be pleasant. Good lord!"