"NO CAROL!!! I I DON'T WANT ANY F#CKING REESE'S OR SNICKERS!! I KNOW THEY ARE 3 FOR A DOLLAR BECAUSE I CAN F#CKING READ THE HUGE ASS DISPLAY IN MY FACE! BE WELL, BITCH!!"
"The Wife here is awesome!!"
"Sales guy in the Mobile department was so annoying that I left. What a Dbag!"
"Brack! Bragh! Braagg! Braaaght!...a total intellectual failure lives here."
"Don't sit next to jaws browning on the plane!! The feet..."
"Watch out for Trixie M.!!!!"