Ariana

"Ok, I really wanted to like this place. I don't hate it, but I'm not won over. The Canadian-style tots are the definite winner on the menu."

"You should probably go inside."

"Sadly, Joe Alessi has no knowledge of his "special" here."

"Make sure you follow a cop through the car wash otherwise they'll skimp on the soap. It's usually awesome, but if your car doesn't look like a rainbow during the clear coat wash you're getting screwed"

"This may very well be the best green sauce I've ever eaten. Mild, but full of flavor."

"They don't give out free donuts when the sign is lit up :("