"Unlimited supply of good coffee, Moleskines and interwebs, doing brand communications for the social media economy. Come up and say hello!"
"My favourite Pret by far. Big, quiet, industrial building that looks nice"
"Great for meetings in the converted jail cells!"
"Great wifi and large jumper japes"
"You can have it with no rice if you like / £1 extra as you get more of the other good stuff"
"The Bat Cave is the department in Hotwire where I sit"