"Fantastic venue, great sound and very intimate feeling. Only downside is walking up/down two to three flights of stairs. Ladies, leave your heels at home!"
"Thursday nights are Pub Scouts and college night."
"Get a McBitchin. McDouble, McChicken inside. You're welcome."
"The hot water in the shower takes at least ten minutes to warm up, there's no mirror in the room aside from the bathroom, the pillows are flat and lumpy, and the room wasn't completely cleaned."
"These bitches take fucking forever to get your food to you. Disappointing gravy on the biscuits and gravy"