"Broke your phone? Come get your shit repaired... For free!!! (googly eyes)"
"This store is ghetto, really really ghetto. Everytime you go to it, someone is gonna ask you for either money or cigarettes."
"Expensive!!! Very very expensive!!!"
"The mayor here is too hot!!"
"Tip #1: Don't let Hemi ass rape your leg."
"Here's a tip: winters here, don't eat the yellow snow!"