"Please please please stop the smooth jazz. Please!"
"Worcester Scrabble Club meets at Nu every Tuesday from 5pm til close. All skill levels welcome!"
"The parking lot is like an out of control bumper car ride. Don't run over the occasional drug dealer. Thank you!"
"Crabmeat and asparagus soup!"
"I am a huge fan of #86 and the crankest+ asparagus soup!"
"Ask to play some Atari and don't bitch about the cats or my "clutter"."