"Don't forget to meet 'the mayor of the Marriott' ...Alan! 94 years old, lives there, and full of beans!"
"Former Scottish football superstar Graham Souness was spotted here slaughtering a crocodile"
"Don't eat the tuna slice- makes.you feel like four days in a bad balloon"
"Great place to stop if you want to get off your train from Berlin, then carry on to Frankfurt. Real beautiful platform. 9/10"