"Damn good hamburgers!!! And of course beer!!!"
"Watch out for the Colbert cop sitting just on the Oklahoma side in the median, & at the weigh station!!!!!!"
"I LOVE WASHING MY CAR!!!!! #'76Pinto"
"Agree with Jeff K. If I'm spending a $100 bucks in ur crappy store then my kid should b allowed to pee!!! Blonde girl behind the counter was a total B about it too!!!"