"Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!"
"This is one of the dirtiest places I have ever seen. The men's restroom is disgusting. Find another location."
"#8 is a great sandwich. Skip mayo and mustard and just have oil and vinegar instead!"
"Powered workstations and free wifi. Thanks Southwest!"
"The crew here is the nicest around!"
"I would come here more often if it wasn't such a hard sell from the ticket writer. Always get a good car wash."