Don

"I think I'd be quite happy if the only thing I could ever eat is their pita."

"Self checkout is not for everyone..."

"The gentleman yelling into his cell phone in the men's room might not be completely sane. Approach with caution."

"If you're driving in and their lot is full, do NOT park on 86th near the restaurant. Unless, of course, you want to be boxed in by double-parkers."

"They've stopped advertising it, but you can still get your burrito in a bowl without the tortilla; ask for a streaker."

"Three words: peanut butter pie"