"I host the Open Mic here, on the second Friday every month. There are always 9-10 excellent musicians, and 1-2 so-so ones."
"One word. Hot-dog-on-a-stick. One hyphenated word."
"I ♥ unicorns. And the unicorn tapestries here are worth your ♥."
"I recommend the Spider Monkeys. I do not recommend the Churro. Avoid the Churro."
"Breakfast Enchiladas. BBQ chicken salad. Yum."