"Best amusement park on the planet. You can ride rides all day and still barely scratch the surface"
"Best years of my life! T3 and Collins for life!"
"Go to the grill and order a hot dog value meal. Only 5 bucks gets you a drink, hot dog and chips"
"If you sign up to be a designated driver behind section 132 they give you a free soft drink"
"Even though the fountain on the right MAY SEEM uneven its actually level. Crazy."