DJ Cranky

"Why the hell would you wash the rotating doors during lunch time? Leave that ish open and wash them after lunch. I want to go through the rotating door!"

"Watch out for dead babies everywhere!"

"If your a man and you just entered this hotspot, you may want to consider putting the toilet seat back down or you'll never hear the end of it. #itsnotridiculousitsrespectful"

"This place has no fresh guacamole dip. Lame sauce!!"

"Expect to take multiple quaffer shots at this place!"

"Pay the extra .99 cents for the garlic bread when ordering a salad. You won't be dissapointed."