Chris D

"This place is always dead. Must be the bad music."

"Looking for hairy marinated beef drapes? Keep on looking."

"There is a strange odor on the lower level. Breathe at your own risk, wash your clothes when u get home."

"Watch out for the owner, he attempts the Dutch Anchor whenever you enter the door."

"Eat the queso, but avoid the hot dogs"

"Great place for guano."