"Why do your laxatives taste so good??"
"Great selection of busses. Try the D96 Special for breakfast, or the 94 for very fast service. $3.25 tip recommended"
"Watch out for those escalators. I fell down the stairs for 20 minutes straight."
"This place is so dirty, you should wipe your feet before going back outside."
"If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom, don't judge her, you're also eating here."
"Don't let the name fool you. It's not a gay bar."