Dirk Venter

"Bacon avo pizza rocks in its li'll cotton socks. Grud, I went back for another, they must make them with crack."

"Avoid the Dijon mustard unless you want to take the brat to the need a fire hose level."

"Tried this place and sausage garten and have to concede sausage garten came in a close first, a bit cheaper too."

"These folks do high teas. Call in advance if you plan on doing one."

"Cash only in the coffee car, bring a couple of dollars along."

"Bring a few extra loonies for the coffee machines as the change machines don't seem to work. Else bring your own teabags as hot water is free!"