"Try the new banana shakes while they last!"
"50/50 mint/strawberry with a hint of blueberry FTW"
"The mayor is an employee! I vote to impeach!"
"The food here is excellent! Try the nachos with beef, so awesome"
"Try the combo lo-mein with egg drop soup for their lunch special. Don't forget to put the crispy wanton bits in the soup!"
"Pumpkin scones are the surest and sweetest sign that fall has returned. Rejoice!"