"Just got the BEST haircut and some great product samples! Ask for Deborah, she's the best."
"Go to CYM instead of Coffee Culture. Their iced coffee may be brewed double strength and poured over ice, but they have twice as many power outlets, so I forgive them."
"They charge for club soda. Carbonated water. Bullshit."
"You can use the elevator to get in on the weekends. Clean bathroom with no line on game day."
"Smallest parking spaces ever."
"Do not leave the Easy Walk harness on your dog while he/she is playing. It says not to in the instructions that I guess nobody except me read."