"Closes at 7 during the week, but the ATM's are inside Longs."
"Be sure to push the door and not pull. Trust me your toe will thank you!"
"Be sure to take your shoes off at the door. We don't like visitors messing up the floor....aww paws must be clean."
"Looking for the bathrooms? They are on the second floor"
"If you want free Internet, ask for the guest password."