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"Order the steak rare, regardless of how you like it. Fettucine is like like 'kapow' in your stomach. Sangria has no fruit in it, just a sad skewer. Odd service, everyone kept asking for silverware."

"If you don't know how to score your own game, ask for the cheat sheet behind the bar. Also other bowlers will help if you get stuck."

"You can't go wrong with any of the artists here. Seriously. The most amazing work in Chicago."