"Well, beer was cold. It's a bar, I wouldn't eat here again."
"Great looking decor and atmosphere. Drinks and food not worth the price. Not to mention, they didn't replace my beer after spilling it on me."
"Dude. Delicious. Best thing at one in the morning."
"My new favorite place. Great service, awesome food."
"You must have your birthday here. Trust me."
"Price goes up to $10 on Fridays, but if you arrive early enough they haven't switched it over yet."