"Get in an elevator when you have the chance, even if its going in the wrong direction. They take forever and are always full."
"Make sure to mark this tip as done in order to help my Klout score."
"Make sure to bemoan the loss of the old Penn Station and curse this monstrosity. Also, get a pretzel."
"A great place to go when you need to pick something up in the middle of the night.... like shaving cream!"