"Your run-of-the-mill kaka shop, complete with grumpy uncle who stocks your brand of smokes if you ask him nicely"
"This was the dirtiest dingiest theater I've ever been too... definitely NOT for date night! Avoid it like the plague!"
"They have been out of draught beer and bottled beer for over 2 months now. Also no credit card machine... yeah..."
"Classic Italian BMT with Black Pepper Yoghurt and chilli sauce! Aye Caramba!"