"who actually seasons tortilla chips tho? who mixes collard greens with cheese sauce to make dip? who came up with this GENIUS idea?! y'all don't know my life, Peachtree. you don't know my struggles."
"kitchen sink scramble was great!"
"the deluxe pedicure is pricey, but worth it."
"go to the one on Broadway, this location closes at 10 for some reason."
"(cont'd) otherwise, housekeeping WILL come knocking, several times. even with the "do not disturb" sign on the door. respect my privacy damnit!"
"the primarily hispanic housekeeping staff is good about doing their job but the language barrier hinders communication sometimes. make doubly sure they know about your late checkout."