Derek DeHaas

"Come during the day on Saturday or Sunday. Or Wednesday after 1000 pm."

"As the current mayor of Anaheim Hills (3/26/2011), I welcome you to my city. Please remit your local tax payments directly to me. Wal-Mart gift cards and cash are accepted."

"Relax in the music room while Mr. D plays you some of his favorite music on the piano!"

"Watch Fantasmic! from the balcony when you're staying here! Make sure all those poor souls down in the crowd can see you!"

"Tacos and burritos are delicious, of course! If you want to try something different, though, have the chile Colorado plate. TO DIE FOR!"

"Try the bubblegum vodka! Best ever!"