"Hands down, Elvis is the best barber in Boston!"
"Try the Horchata (special, non-alcoholic drink)"
"They switch from brunch to dinner at approx 4:30pm on Sundays...fyi."
"Bring something to take notes with (even if just your cell)...you'll definitely here something you'll want to reference later."
"Bring something to take notes with and thank me later ;)"