"Great place to buy wall art online."
"Der Seilbahn über den Stausee ist geil!"
"Unsure what to drink? Try the Hedgerow Fizz!"
"Great venue for weddings. The setting is idyllic, the food is incredible, the staff are helpful and friendly and the accommodation is top notch."
"Definitely check this place out. The tour is great value for money. Also, don't bother pulling your own pint, instead enjoy your Guinness with views over Dublin."
"The sexual favours aren't that good :-p"