"Try the bag of butter with popcorn topping. It's a true delight that will titillate the senses."
"Ragin Rooster Rocks my socks."
"Go for the old people watching, stay for the fish and chips."
"Try the powder. It's a true delight."
"Try the Diet Mountain Dew. It will blow your mind."
"The Eastman sandwich rules. Eat it."