"Beef and Abbot ale pie is great! :)"
"Windows don't have catches on - can't actually close them... Bit manky overall, but you get what you pay for."
"The tomato and basil quiche is out of this world! :D"
"The only tattoo parlour we'll ever use! Great work, great prices!"
"Nono, Mark T lies! Its name is Willy's and it only does solid ice-cream, not Mr Whippy! It does do a lovely line in fake Magnums though. :)"