"Try the super-dog platter. Avoid the margaritas."
"Great show! Trampoline act is one of the best Cirque acts going. Keep your head up for a red souvenir."
"Just plain excellent! Tableside guac rocks!"
"Nachos are the best anywhere! Try the Loaded LandShark"
"Nachos are awesome! Gotta try the Loaded LandShark"