"The Briscuit & Gravy is actually just Briscuit gravy. Sad face."
"My tip? Don't bother. Hour wait even with reservations, the beer is cold but so is the damn apps and main meals. 1-10, 10 being Best...4.4 at best."
"Apple pie shot is the new hotness"
"Secret indulgence, chocolate martini rocks"
"Walk left two houses and egg them."