"The people made me feel really dumb. Buncha jerks."
"They print the bill with tip included and then suggest an additional tip. Super trickery."
"Using a prime study spot to watch a movie is lame."
"Always wash your hands after heavy labor."
"I got there about a minute before close and the guy waved me in and said, "come in, of course, Mr. Durden. Anything for you" It was cool."
"Hot and helpful bakery ladies!"