"Hands-down the best food in the city. Consistently!"
"I wish I could say that the one slice I had was worth the 45 minute wait. It wasn't."
"Hope you're not in a rush! The elevators are slow to the point of being ridiculous."
"Jose is such a friendly and helpful teller!"
"Joey likes taco bell at 1am and phone calls about computer problems at 5am."
"Come on Sundays for the cool D&D kids."