"New clients get a complimentary cut with color. Woot, woot!"
"It's best here during any time ending in day. For instance Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... Oh and any night is great as well."
"One to one service (personal tutoring) is only $100 a year- but if you let it expire you loose it until you buy a new computer."
"Cadi makes the best shots- let her pick it for you."
"The tomatillo sauce is good on everything."
"I hear this is the place for great tail!"