"Manchester Pride Protest! Robbers, Crooks and Villains"
"Biggest Ever Nuclear Disaster. STOP the lies! TEPCO guilty of contaminating the whole planet. See Dr. Helen Childicotts UTube videos for the facts."
"Great Spring Rolls... dunno whats in them but nicest in Salford."
"Crap food, terrible uncomfy seating sorry"
"Great Tacos, but TOO hard to find!"