"Great bartender. Band was really good but very immature."
"Wow, complain the lobster was cold as ice and see what kind of treatment you get from the waiter!"
"Roast beef slider popsicle. Great way to make a change to the menu !"
"Don't order the beef tenderloin. The most tasteless piece of meat I have ever had the misfortune to for. Even a gallon of steak sauce didn't help. Very disappointing."
"How do I actually get to be mayor of my own home even after 22 check-ins?"