"The food is always good and the lack of acknowledgement of alcoholism is even better!"
"If you're lucky, you may be able to find some leftover blood spatter in the room from the excessive celebration during the 2011 World Series and Halloween weekend."
"Ellen W. gave the lodging experience 5 out of 5 stars."
"If you hang around long enough you may get the chance to hear "Loving you tonight" by Andrew Allen (from Now that's what I call music 37) playing over the house PA system."
"When using the cigarette machine, if the menthol pack will not dispense...TRY THE PARLIAMENTS!!!!!"