"Don't smoke, it'll kill you ... besides, under Obama Care you won't be allowed to have transplants, surgeries, or other care needed due to the carcinogens you've chosen to inhale."
"Im just going to jump out there and say that "Mayor MT" checks-in on the drive-buy."
"Highly recommend Cafe Intermezzo at the center of Concourse B"
"Fascist? Really? A real tip: Plan a little extra time because they don't utilize all lanes (even though TSA agents are standing around) at peak travel times and there may be unnecessary wait times."
"Nice large rooms, but the entire floor smells like a carcinogen filled ashtray. I did hear they're remodeling which may fix it ..."
"Gelato and Hot Chocolate ... perfect for a daddy date!"