David Kieve

"On boats generally, and on this boat specifically, they call the bathroom “the head”. So if you need to go to the bathroom, say, “I need to use the head,” and you’ll sound like you’re in the know."

"The service here is not competent."

"If your idea of good service is to wait nearly an hour for a drink, then come here."

"Edward Albee went to Trinity College in Hartford, CT. But he was expelled."

"The countertops are high, but they are not insurmountable - if you really have some hops."

"This hotel is neutral."