"50% discount for military, don't forget to show your ID."
"The white one likes it rough. Spank her and she will melt in your hands."
"Don't pet the orange one (aka 'The Watcher' aka Keanu, but don't know his real name) on the stomach. He will bite and hiss. Be forewarned!!"
"Worst still, this place doesn't give free refills on soda, which only cost about 8 cents per glass. This will be my first and last visit."
"First time here and the food is very disappointing. Skip this place and try Thai arroyo in fed hill, which is far superior."